.Here's a playful product description for your The house was clean cocktail napkins: Housework got you down? These cheeky cocktail napkins deliver the perfect comeback: "The house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it." Ideal for parents, busy professionals, or anyone who's ever given up on maintaining a spotless home. Soft, absorbent, and hilariously relatable, they're the witty way to acknowledge that life happens and perfection is overrated. Toss them on the table at dinner parties, game nights, or anywhere people appreciate honest humor. Because sometimes the best defense is a good laugh about the beautiful chaos of real life.

• 100% Paper Product
• 25 Napkins Per Individual Pack (24 packs per case)
• 3 Ply - 5" x 5" napkin, 10" x 10" when open