{"product_id":"the-house-was-clean-beverage-napkin-copy","title":"Giveashitometer Beverage Napkin","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese witty cocktail napkins deliver a laugh with every sip. Featuring the cheeky \"Let Me Check My Giveashitometer\" design, they're perfect for adding irreverent humor to happy hours, game nights, and adult gatherings. Made for those who appreciate bold, no-filter comedy, these napkins turn ordinary moments into memorable ones. Stock your bar cart with personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% Paper Product\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e25 Napkins Per Individual Pack (24 packs per case)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 Ply - 5\" x 5\" napkin, 10\" x 10\" when open\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Chris's Stuff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48447184765171,"sku":"BU502","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1862\/6801\/files\/Screenshot2026-01-29125502.png?v=1769716876","url":"https:\/\/tippycanoedurango.com\/products\/the-house-was-clean-beverage-napkin-copy","provider":"Tippy Canoe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}